Director’s Opening Note 

Welcome all and one, bar no one, as we aim tonight to bring you a bit of fun.

Tonight’s delectable degustation of delights begins with a tasty telling of a few urban myths that whilst imagined by some to be a bit tall in the telling of the tale may well have more than a grain of truth.

Our next course reveals itself to be a modern interpretation of a classic, The Tell Tale Heart. Originally concocted by Edgar Allem Poe, it tells the story of a rather demented man who decided that he would kill his landlord for having these horrible pale blue eyes, and then buries him beneath the floorboards. Then the police arrive and the tenant is so racked with guilt he imagines he can hear the landlord's heartbeat beneath the floor beating louder and louder and confesses to the police. Our version is cooked up within our very own school and is rather tasty.

The main course tonight is FWAYMTZOT. Strange things are afoot in Lostown Wolves are howling, cats are meowing, dogs are barking, birds are squawking, mice are screaming, rabbits are roaring and children…….. are even more appallingly lethargic than usual. How disgusting! Even worse, they are starting to say the same things, wear the same clothes, doing really bad dance routines and posting them on Tik Tok and meeting up after school to drink decaf-mocha-latte-soy-frappuccinos. Seriously?! In fact it is like they are turning into zombies and it will come as no surprise that tonight, yes tonight, is the Night of the Zombies, a fateful occurrence that happens once every 200 hundred years. It is time for all in Lostown to Fight With All Your Might The Zombies Of Tonight!!!

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